Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. A cowboy is captured by indians. The chief tells the cowboy they'll grant 3 requests before they scalp him The cowboy thinks a minute then says, " I wish to say goodbye to my horse then to set him free. He tells the chief he needs to mull over the third request and the chief agrees to wait until sunset.
This joke may contain profanity. Having a bad day and need your spare funny NSFW jokes. Help me Reddi-wan your my only joke! So this cowboy goes out riding. Gets captured by natives and is told that now is a holy time so he may live in their camp for 3 days while the holy time comes to a close.
The cowboy agrees like he had a choice First day he askes his guard if he can go talk to his horse. The guard wants to k Today I defeated a killer clown posse I went for their jugular. How do you attack a clown posse? Go right for the juggler! A tribe of Indians capture a cowboy They bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.
The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. As is our tradition we will give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish? Puttin' Together a Posse This guy comes into the sheriff's office and says, "Sheriff, we're puttin' together a posse and goin' after an outlaw. A man on an airplane notices this very attractive blonde sitting next to him Long As the flight begins she removes a book from her bag and starts to read. The man immediately notices the title; "Confessions of a Nymphomaniac" and he's instantly transfixed.
After a few moments, she pauses her reading to take a drink and the man seizes his opportunity A farm boy graduated from college with a degree in journalism. He got hired immediately and was told his first assignment was to write a human interest story. Being from the country, he decided to go back home to do his research.
He went to an old farmer's house way out in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and explained what he was there to In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days, but before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request? A cowboy gets captured by Indians So a cowboy gets captured by indians. The indian chief comes up to him and says "ok, we're going to kill you, but I'll grant you three request before we do". The cowboy says "ok, first I'd like to talk to my horse. The chief thinks this is weird but says yes. The cowboy whispers in his hors A cowboy was captured by a tribe of Indians In the morning he was brought before their chief, who said "You invade our land white man, and we going to kill you.
But, it is our tribe's custom to grant the condemned three wishes, one each morning for three days, before we kill you at sundown on the third day. So, white man, what do you want A man decides to ride his horse into Montana. So the man decides to quit his job, and ride his horse into Montana, now he just wanted to go to ride, just the feeling of being free, as did his horse, and they created a great inseparable bond.
But one day they're caught by a group of native Americans and they seize the man and his horse. They dec Occurrence: Surplus quanti The front row at a Insane Clown Posse concert. First day on the job. Fresh out of journalism school, the rookie journalist bounds up to the editor hungry for a story to go after. The editor says I'll give you an easy one for your first day. Go out into the community and bring me back a feel good human interest story.
We need a bit of cheering up! The r A cowboy is captured by natives after a long battle. The cowboy fought so valiantly that the natives decided to give him 3 final requests.
The cowboy is delighted and says for his first request, he wants to talk to his horse. He walks up to his horse, whispers something in his ear and the horse takes off running.
What is your second request? Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. What is your last request? Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully. There are also plenty of great stories of group rides in foreign lands and stacks of tips on how to ride in a group, yet none that I could find that extol the virtues of organised group day riding in Blighty.
In his great article 10 Reasons to Ride Solo, Mark Hinchliffe lists stopping when you want, going where you want and the absence of any peer pressure as key reasons to ride alone. I agree and could list many more. Bill Melvin writing in Quora Digest suggests that riding in groups is typical of many other human experiences.
We are sociable animals and often feel more comfortable and safer in a group. Bill believes that sharing great experiences with others creates a bond and on a group ride there is always someone there to help if a problem arises. Dr Paula Durlofsky shares this viewpoint. She believes that shared experiences offer many psychological benefits and suggests that even experiences shared with total strangers can have a positive effect on our emotional wellbeing.
At 5Four HQ Guy is pretty clear: group rides are not for him. His most memorable experience of such an event was on a day trip from London to Brighton.
The outward journey took most of the day, mainly due to fuel stops, waiting for someone to pay for a coffee with a dodgy credit card, breakdowns and toileting. As soon as he reached Brighton Pavilion, he did a and headed back to Dodge City. Like me, he wants to go where the wind takes him and not be limited by the needs or proclivities of others.
Chris however often rides with small groups of friends. He has also been on some organised group day rides and enjoyed them. Chris believes there is however a different vibe when motorcycling with people you would not normally ride with. When with regular motorcycle companions you know how each other rides, the day flows easily and there are no surprises.
Riding with half a dozen friends sounds great. Never say never, we are open to persuasion and maybe one day we will consider joining an organised group ride. Lone Ranger and Tonto if you like.
Though perhaps, and particularly during these times of social distancing, Tonto should be binned and just the Lone Ranger is the way to go. Stay safe! Mark Hinchliffe. Motorbike Writer. Updated March 20th Bill Melvin Quora Digest.
August 24th Dr Paula Durlofsky. November 21st Lone Ranger Or Posse? Lots of Bikers like group rides — It would be great to know why…. Prototyping something new…. The wonderful Gez, working his magic on the new prototype seat cover.
Spec at the moment is black leather, embroidered 5Four logo and red diamond stitching. Everybody loves a list. The 10 favourite movies of all time and all-time top 10 songs are great conversations to have with friends over dinner. Yet why do we love lists so much? Furthermore, why do so many lists contain 10 items? Maria Konnikova, author of the bestselling book Mastermind: How To Think Like Sherlock Holmes, suggests that any article written as a numbered list catches our eye and is totally captivating.
People love lists because they know the content is finite as this has been agreed up-front [normally in the title] and thus a list makes for an easy reading experience. This argument is supported by the Harvard Business Review. In the fast-food information world of Facebook Instagram and Twitter, click throughs on content are important and Top 10 lists are at the top of the tree when it comes to attracting readers.
Top 10 lists are easy to write, easy to read and easy to re-tweet. There is a shedload of lists out there for motorcyclists and in this Blog Post we have created one of our own: 10 Things that we wish we knew when we started riding motorcycles. As well as the 5Four Team chipping in, we asked 5Four owners and the wider 5Four social media community for their tips too. We have not named the contributor against their contribution.
A list of contributors is however included. The list is in not ranked in order, all 10 are included on merit. In true rebellious fashion — that is how Guy and I roll - we picked our Top 10 from the many suggestions that we received. We also took the liberty of combining all of the tips on cornering into one list item. So here, in all its glory is the inaugural 5Four Motorcycles List of Read it and weep and stay safe!
Check your motorcycle for road worthiness every time you go out. Particularly chain tension and tyre pressure [a few psi makes a big difference]. Buy a good set of tools and understand as much as you can about your motorcycle. It is very fulfilling to be able to tinker a little [Adrian] or a lot [Guy]. To quote E. G Stevens: know thy beast. Read the manual, ideally the original workshop manual [not Haynes — good as they are].
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